Friday, April 10, 2009

Mogul Madness Final Four Update

What up to all my killers and my hundred dollar billers, this is Emcee X checking back in with the mob squad.

So yeah, I know Swiss and I have been slackin on the blog department, but squad you have to understand that here in mob HQ, we gots shit to do and sometime haven't got the time to update as much as we would like.

But don't worry, we're going to kick it back in to gear again. We just had to call a couple of plumber's to fix some leaks, if you catch my drift.

So anyways, I'm bringing you the winner here of the Aristocrat Region, just to fast forward through some match-ups.

The winner is....

#14 seed, Dr. Robotnik

Now i know this might be a surprise to everyone out there but take a look at his credentials, they clearly stack up. First of all do you know any other evil mastermind quite like Robotnik? Didn't think so, i mean whenever you heard his song you would be stricken with terror. Obama would definitely be struck with fright as he would lose in the first round, defeat a wounded Wu Tang clan in the second. Abraham Lincoln wouldn't stand a chance, i mean the Kansas-Nebraska act and the Missouri Compromise wouldn't stand a chance against Metal Sonic!

I mean please, Metal Sonic, sorry Lincoln, you fought hard but, you can't stand up to that. And finally in the Elite 8, Robotnik would take out #1 seed Umbrella Corporation. He would just enslave all the zombies and make them into his henchmen just like he did to all the poor woodland creatuers.

Robotnik, takes the Aristocrat Region as a huge underdog and heads into the Final Four. Who will he meet, stay tuned mob squad to find out.

Emcee X