Aristocrat Region: 4 The BCS vs. 13 Morpheus

What up fellow Moguls, hopefully none of you got hustled last night and were just being your baller-selves on St. Patrick's Day. Emcee X checkin in again, with some of the latest match ups that are about to take place today in Mogul Madness. Last time the Cinderella's ruled the day... will that continue as,

4 The BCS takes on 13 Morpheus

First we have the machine like BCS taking on everyone's favorite machine fighter Morpheus.

The BCS is machine like because of its lack of empathy it has for so many deserving football programs across America, year in and year out. For those not in the know, The BCS stands for The Bowl Championship Series and is used in the NCAA Football Bowl Sub Subdivision or commonly known as Div. I schools such as USC, Texas, Miami, Florida and Noguls like Vanderbilt (more on Vandy in another post) and basically every team in the Big Ten... yeah i said it, the Big Ten is just whack. Anyways, back to the BCS. The BCS attempts to match up the #1 and #2 teams annually but somehow manage to fuck up all the time. The reason the BCS drops the proverbial ball is because it uses a series of computer polls to determine rankings and not actual on field results. The BCS is a straight up hustler though for the fact that A. they keep the non power conferences out of the mix, never allowing them to move up. Which is something any mogul should look to do and B. the only way that you can change the BCS is by submitting a proposal to the BCS and having them vote on whether or not they get rid of themselves?!?

Are you kidding me? That's just down right gangsta on all levels, straight up ballin!

However, don't count Morpheus out so quickly. Morpheus is the captain of the Nebuchadnezzar and is the only playa, to ever rock the rimless and frame less sunglasses. A classic mogul move right there. Not only is he unique in that sense, he is also a cold blooded killer. You all saw how he did in those ghost twins in that Escalope with a fucking samurai sword to top things off. He also straight up hustled, and i mean hustled Neo into thinking he was the one when he really wasn't the one.

However, when the machines were baring down on Zion, Morpheus, his woman Niobe and the rest of the humans had to sit back and watch themselves get killed by the machines. If it wasn't for Neo, they would all be dead. If the tournament could take place in the Matrix, Morpheus could stand a better chance, but this is the real world son, and in the real, the behemoth machine the BCS will do to Zion and Morpheus what the machines in the movie were going to do.

Morpheus out, The BCS in