Snake comes into this as the key protagonist in the Metal Gear Solid video games where he acts as a special ops soldier, spy and gun for hire. Snake is a flat out Mack because with him, he could bitch slap you and you wouldn't even see it coming. With Snake it's all about stealth and that is his greatest asset. Snake single handedly takes on his brother Liquid Ocelot, which is also his twin and at the same time him and his father, i know it's weird, mechanical nuclear robots that are out to destroy the world. He lacks the flashy skills of say, Raiden but isn't as fruity as him either, in fact Snake oozes machismo like Razor Ramon status. Snake is so bad ass that he continues to kick Ocelot and Metal Gear ass as an old geezer. He fucking kept on pimping into his golden years and if thats not the dream for any baller, i don't know what is.
When you break the match up down though, Starbucks seems like the clear winner into you realize that by the time it takes a Starbucks barista to pour you a house coffee, Solid Snake would have already infiltrated their headquarters, taken out their CEO, downloaded their plan for world domination from his mainframe and sent it back to Otacon and set off a time bomb ready to take down the corporation with a touch of a button. Snake in all his stealthy glory just hustled Starbucks. Starbucks learned a hard lesson today, you can't fight what you can't see. Let that be a lesson to all mob squad members.
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