MCX and JP Swiss are just a couple of devils in the City of Angels, L.A. CA.
Mogul Madness 09 is officially open for business. And I couldn't agree more that the Outworld Tournament is nothing compared to MM09. Sorry, but Johnny Cage is a low-blow, snot throwing, primadonna mark ass mark.
Speaking of trick ass tricks, we have to talk about something important, Mob Squad. As we all know, you cannot have one thing without having its opposite. Thus, it is my solemn duty to introduce the concept of the Nogul. If a mogul is an industry leading, bleeding edge hustler, the nogul is its polar foil. A playa hater, style biter, triflin' ass wanksta is a nogul.
Jar Jar Binks.
Ja Rule.
All of the Los Angeles Clippers.
All of these fools bring a tear to my eye, and the eye of every true blue blood baller out there. Who is the biggest Nogul of them all? Let me know what you think, and we'll get back at you with our judgment.
-SWZA
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Biggest nogul of all time? One of life's greatest mysteries.
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to argue with "all of the los angeles clippers," but I think Deepthroat could be considered as he's a fucking snitch. And snitches get stitches.